13 Really Fucked Up Pictures of Me!

Okay, let's work our way down. Let's start with some good pix so you can compare.

Okay, here's a good one.

This is me in my awesome green winter jacket sportin' a jigga shirt underneath.

"I'm ready for my blowjob, Mr. Gunn."

Sometimes I don't know how the girlfriend person puts up with my breath. That's like coffee, maybe a candy bar and a skipped day of toothbrushing. Can you believe I don't have any cavities?

This was on the floor of the doctor's office. I did my civic duty and wiped my ass with it.

Yeah, I look cool. The scenary's cool. But that hair is NOT cool.

Yup, this is a real shock to the system.

Don't pay attention to my jammies. Check out that awesome Solarquest and National Geographic planetarium [on the table] I scored for 6 bucks!

I usually dream about my pants falling off.

I guess my pants dream about me falling off.

Fuck. This looks like a faked sex scandal. That isn't me. That's Photoshopped.

That's not me either.

Damn. Looks like I went half a round with Sylvester Stallone.

Here's two bonus pix. This is a house that burnt down a block away. We were comin' back from the Waterfront. Of course if we never woulda went, this never woulda happened.

Bonus Recs

While I'm here I might as well rec some books I've been reading or have read... or will read.

The Toy Collector
James Gunn's ode to childhood addictions, his penis and a vodka bottle.


Dark City: The Lost World of Film Noir
A collection of not just the popular film noir, but also some of the more underground ones.


The Action Hero's Handbook
Every action hero has to start somehwere. Why not with this?

The Samurai: The Philosophy of Victory
Actually, I haven't read this yet. It's still on the shelf, but the pictures look cool.




Astronomy: The Definitive Guide to the Universe
Okay, ya got me. That's not what the above says. But just pretend it's got a picture of the Moon on it and that it's written by some dude named Duncan John. Yeah, I got this in the bargain area of B&N, but it's still cool and fact-based. It still follows the epic adventures of action heroes, Claudius Ptolemy, Johannes Kepler, Galileo Galilei, Sir Isacc Newton for a paragraph or two as they rescue naked space wenches throughtout the galaxies in a time machine piloted by Stephen J. Hawking.

Anyway, have a great read, cadets. Don't be a good cadet, be a great cadet!