It seems like I’m so behind on blogs these days. Been wanting to put out a mega Things-to-do-for-Summer blog and a summer movie blog, but I just didn’t get around to doing them. Every Halloween I try and sit down to try and sift through recommendations I have, but once again the foul beast of Busy occupies me.
This year, I have plenty of Tricks and Treats. Shit you should watch, listen to, read and all sorts of other shit in between.
I suppose I can bring up all the classics which you watch every year like Halloween, Friday the 13th, Hellraiser. Fright Night, the Michael Bay horror remakes and your assorted murder franchises. The problem is that I don’t keep up with much stuff as of late, so I’ll have to sift through my archives and pull out some gems. Starting with the killer yogurt movie from outerspace.
A forgotten little flick starring Devon Sawa, Jessica Alba and Seth Green. But there is a totally hilarious bit part with Vivica A. Fox as a demon huntress hunting down a demonic hand.
This beach party schlocker stars a bevy of buxom babes and hot-roddin’ badasses fending off a small beachside community from a gang of atomic creatures with hotdogs stuffed into their mouths.
The Horror of Party Beach
For some reason this haunted asylum movie always seems to get overlooked. Probably one of the better possession movies out there. You might even recognize a few faces.
How about a scary, little flick about a dead daughter… or is she?
Don’t Look Now
Or maybe Roman Polanski’s forgotten horror flick.
The Vampire Effect (aka The Twins Effect)
No Halloween schlock list will be complete without the musical stylings of Guitar Wolf in Wild Zero.
They don't sell these compilations on Amazon or anything, but you can pretty much find all these at Russian Horrorpunk Freax.
Paid in Black: A Tribute to Johnny Cash
01. BLITZKID - I Walk The Line
02. THE BOO BERRYS - Sam Hall
03. ELECTRIC FRANKENSTEIN - Cocaine Blues
04. THE SPOOKSHOW - The Kneeling Drunkard's Plea
05. THE AGGRO-NUTS - Big River
06. MISTER MONSTER - Give My Love To Rose
07. THE GHOUL - Cry! Cry! Cry!
08. LONESOME SPURS - Folsom Prison Blues
09. NUKE AND THE LIVING DEAD - One Piece At A Time
10. THE MASSACRES - The Wreck Of The Old '97
11. COLONEL SANDERS GRAVE - Dark As A Dungeon
12. PSYCHO CHARGER - Wanted Man
13. THE BANG TALE - Sunday Morning Coming Down
Spooky, Swingin' Sounds of Kreepsville Manor
"Featuring demented surf / horror garage music by... The Legendary Invisible Men, The Fuzztones, Davie Allan and The Arrows, Psycho Charger, The Nebulas, The Vooduo, The Fiends, The 3-D Invisibles, The Hollywoods, Monsters from Mars, The Von Drats, Cult of the Psychic Fetus, The Worst, The Moon-Rays, and The Hangee V. Plus, a tale of terror, and 3 bonus sound f/x!..."
Psychobilly Ratpack Lesson 2
1. Sir Psyko - Sir Psyko & His Monsters
2. Ghostrider in the Sky - Sir Psyko & His Monsters
3. Human Hunter - Sir Psyko & His Monsters
4. Cellar Dweller - Bloodsuckin' Zombies From Outer Space
5. Dead Eyes - Bloodsuckin' Zombies From Outer Space
6. Nocturnal Vacation - Bloodsuckin' Zombies From Outer Space
7. Bastard in My Mind - Moonstruck
8. Horror Rock'n'Roll - Moonstruck
9. What's the Fridge - Moonstruck
10. Tears in My Eyes - Brain Dead
11. Demon on My Side - Brain Dead
12. Daddy Long Legs - Brain Dead
13. Demon Dancing Queen - The Hounted Prisoners
14. Deeper Then Your Grave Hole - The Hounted Prisoners
15. Vampyrgirl - The Hounted Prisoners
God Save the King: A Psychobilly Tribute to Elvis
1. Nigel Lewis (Meteors,Tall Boys) with The Tombstone Brawlers - Blue Moon of Kentucky
2. Spellbound - (You're The) Devil In Disguise
3. Batmobile - (Now And Then) There's A Fool Such As I
4. Lucky Devils - Milk Cow Blues
5. Cosmic Voodoo (Fet. Jeff Roffredo of Tiger Army and Rezurex and James Meza of Rezurex, Tiger Army and Nekromantix) - Bossa Nova Baby
6. Memphis Morticians - King Creole
7. King Sleaze (Lonesome Kings) with Batmobile - Long Black Limousine
8. Guitar Slingers (Fet. Doyley of Klingonz and Demented Are Go) - CC Rider
9. Monster Klub - That's Alright Mama
10. Spinballs (Fet. Thomas Palin Ex-Small Town Pimps) - Viva Las Vegas
11. Asmodeus - Little Sister (Live)
12. Ripmen - Crawfish
13. Thee Flanders - Happy Endings
The Ultimate 50’s Rockin’ Sci-fi Disc
And a bonus treat.
Sloppy Seconds – Endless Bummer
1. D.I.Y. Till We Die!
2. Kegs R 4 Kids
3. I Don't Wanna Go Out with You
4. You Can't Kill Joey Ramone
5. Thanks for the Mammaries
6. Everybody Hates the United States
7. P.O. Box 33046
8. Endless Bummer
9. Shut Up and Pour Me a Drink
10. High School Girlz
11. Let Me See Your Driver's License
12. Lois Lane
13. Achy Breaky Skull
15. This Is Your Brain on Drugs
16. Nightmare Theater
17. F.F. Sucks the World
And I suppose this blog wouldn't be complete without reminding you fine folks that James Gunn's PG-Porn premieres with Nathan Fillion and Aria Giovanni October 8 on Spike.com. To find out more vist PGPorn.tv and buy all your PG-Porn shit, go to the JGAS store. Make sure you tell all your friends to watch or the scary two-headed McPalin beast will get you!
The Ablazin' Devil Head has spoken.
Oh, shit. I'm also on IMDb now. Almost forgot that.
I guess I’ve been gone for a while. Well, not really gone, but kinda working. Been trying to finish a couple of scripts I wanna send off to my agent. It’s gonna be a double-whammy. A space opera called Jetwash and an adventure yarn called Island Macabre which a couple of you have been reading.
In 1992, this started at one point with a kitchen sink of ideas called Heavy Cage I brainstormed with an old Army buddy in basic training. But unfortunately, it was just a bunch of epic ideas thrown together with way too many characters and no real story or anywhere to go. Then in 1995 I took another stab at it but this time focusing on one concept and creating a new character, Mr. Melee. I decided to turn it into a full-on space opera like Flash Gordon or Buck Rogers. For one reason or another the story kept getting bigger and less controllable. Then I put Mr. Melee away again and focused on other scripts. In fact, more than 30 scripts. In 2007, I decided to revisit the prospect of revamping Mr. Melee into something that’s now called Jetwash. Mr. Melee is no longer the lead, but is part of a team of disbanded fighter pilots that uncover an intergalactic conspiracy. I got about 90+ pages in when I realized I really should turn in another story to make it’s easier for my agent to market me as a writer instead of just banking on my kids script. So, I did a quick, scan of my Island Macabre serial.
I adapted the serial into a screenplay in a matter of five days. The hard part was trying to figure out the last few episodes of the serial and making it a complete script. That took another couple weeks. Anyway, it’s done and pretty damn happy with it.
Island Macabre wasn’t always called Island Macabre. At one point like say in 1994, it was a contemporary western set in
Then in 1999, I had a Word World II story called Skeleton Crew about 5 Allied prisoners sent into post-war
In between all that I’ve also been working on some things for the CUT! Film Fest that some of you went to between March 29-30. Unfortunately, I couldn’t go to the CUT! so, my contribution were these two thingies I did for the SLiTHER panel and one for the Wrath of Gods panel. You can buy merch with these designs at the links below.
Lastly, I’d like to take some time to thank you fine folks for the birthday wishes. I was rushing around trying to get things done that I didn’t really stop to smell my birthday.
So, here it is:
Mike D: Happy easter, and early Happy Birthday!
Thanks for the birthday wishes, man, but a dude who calls himself The Ablazin’ Devil Head, isn’t all into celebratin’ the birthday of christ. That’s right. Little c.
Melissa Joan Hart: Happy birthday!
When it comes from Melissa Joan Hart, a simple "Happy Birthday" is what a simple brother needs.
Joseph 08: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not going to make you page more of a hassle to load by including an image. Instead I offer words. Words of a great year to come for you, full of happiness and joy.
Fuck. I was really lookin’ forward to the penis pic. But this so-called great year is only kick-ass so far. I suppose I owe that much to you, Joseph.
Stephanie, Princess Cupcake: Happy Birthday, Cock Sucker Mother Fucker.
Motherfucker and cocksucker on the same cake? An odd image indeed.
Ed: Happy Birthday ye olde Fart!
Avast, ye oldest flatulent, happy birthday back.
Heidi aka The Heidster: Hope you have a terrific birthday!!!!
I wish I knew. I totally forgot what I did. But thanks anyway. I’m sure I drank. Not sure. I guess if I’m not sure, I probably did.
HOW YAAAAAA DOING: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Yeah, thanks. Who’re you?
i want 2 sing a song 4 u
happy birthday 2 u..
happy birthday 2 u..
happy birthday 2 u..
happy birthday 2 u....................
don’t forget 2 make 3 wishes b4 blowing out 18 candles..
((( dreamer school ))) music
make dreams come true together!
Yeah, I was embarrassed all to hell from the last class that sing a happy birthday to me in front of everyone. Was not a fan. So, I’ll accept a simple mouthing of the words. Oh yeah, thanks.
Curious: ♥ HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♥
Party like a rock star :) because I love you so much, and it’s your birthday send me an email to curiouslovesyou@gmail. com with your favorite song of mine, and I’ll email you an MP3 of that song!! Wishing you the best year yet!
The Divine Madness: Birthday Wishes and Kisses my friend:)
Lady V + DM
I wonder if the free Mp3 is still good. Oh wait, you didn’t say free did you?
The Good Ship Venus and Friggin’ in the Riggin’
Both Good Ship Venus and Friggin’ in the Riggin’ play a pretty big part in character development in Island Macabre. They’re both in the player above. Basically, Good Ship Venus is drinking song the was supposed to be shocking ly dirty. I suppose it is depending on what era you lived in, but the Sex Pistols wanted to make sure it was raunchy enough, so they re-did it. Here are the lyrics to both.
The Good Ship Venus
Aboard the good ship Venus,
You really should have seen us,
With a figurehead of a whore in bed,
And a mast of a phallic genus
The captain of the lugger,
Was known as a filthy bugger,
Declared unfit to shovel grit,
From one ship to another.
The cabin boys name was Chipper,
A Randy little nipper,
He made a pass with a broken glass,
And circumcised the skipper.
The first mate’s name was Morgan,
By gosh, he was a gorgon,
From he played till late,
Upon the captain’s organ
The captain’s wife was
Born and bred a harlot,
Her thighs at night were lily white,
By morning they were scarlet.
The captain’s daughter, Mabel,
Though young, was fresh and able,
To fornicate with the second mate,
Upon the chartroom table.
The captain’s younger daughter,
Was washed into the water,
Her plaintive squeals announced that eels,
Had found her sexual quarter.
The ship’s dog’s name was Rover,
We turned that poor thing over,
And ground and ground that faithful hound
From Teneriff to
And when we reached our station,
Through skillful navigation,
The ship got sunk, in a wave of spunk,
From too much fornication.
Friggin’ in the Riggin’It was on the good ship Venus